The Hershey Highway

Inspect your neighbor’s dog’s poo and internalize texture, color and size. Create a papier-mâché model of the poo using a remote controlled car as the base. Wait for the dog to poop. Before the neighbor can pick it up, distract them. Switch the real poo for your remote controlled papier-mâché poo. When they lean down to pick up the bait, drive it away.