The Butler

I have thought of this, but haven’t done it yet. It could turn out to be classic, maybe.

All you need to do is advertise in the local paper for a housekeeper, maid, butler etc. Then conduct interviews, and then “test” people on their abilities. Make them do your ironing, washing, make them bring you sandwiches etc.

If you interview 20 people, you should get enough housework done for the entire week. You can also shortlist, and make people do it all again. And all this for the price of an advertisment!